"Well, I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs. One must eat muffins quite calmly, it is the only way to eat them."
"To lose one parent, Mr Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness."
The truth is rarely pure and never simple.
The very essence of romance is uncertainty. If I ever get married, I'll certainly try to forget the fact.
ALGERNON. Oh! it is absurd to have a hard-and-fast rule about what one should read and what one shouldn't. More than half of modern culture depends on what one shouldn't read,
There's something about Wilde's contradictory sense of humor that's simply fantastic. Two thumbs up!