"I adore you because you made me a whore."

• The Widow Nazaret

I seriously thought that they found treasure. Too bad it was a con.

Dude be eating flowers and drinkin' perfume.

"He breakfasted en famille but followed his own personal regimen of an infusion of wormwood blossoms for his stomach and a head of garlic that he peeled and ate a clove at a time, chewing each one carefully with bread, to prevent heart failure."

"I highly doubt she's interested in HTML code."

• Divya Narendra

"You didn't get popular by writing computer code. A computer program couldn't get you laid. You get popular--and sometimes laid--by going to parties, hanging out with pretty girls."

Saw the movie and loved it. I work at a company that runs a website as well and was loaned this book by the CEO. Can't wait to read it!

"Wangoballwime?"

• Harry Potter asking Cho Chang to the Wizard's Ball.

You'll actually get to see Mundungus Fletcher in book 5!

"Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts! Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"

"Thank you!"